Short pass..short pass..dink and dunk...
BTW, they are JUST missing that ass...they WILL get him.
Is anyone covering the backs out of the backfield?
That a boy TMcgee...3rd and long...
Nice drop(convenient) by Watson..again, take advantage
2nd and 10
Can not believe they gave that first down, crock of crap...
CMON DDDDDD
TD...Watson...2pt conversion on the way...BIG PLAY
PICK....so they need 6...but we need a 1st down...
Monday, September 14, 2009
Just spoke with
de painter and we were reminding ourselves to "act like we've been here before". But as he so keenly observed.."we haven't". Cmon Defense, one more stop and lets eat that god damn clock...Oh baby...
Huge drive (cont'd)
Inside the 30..
That was...and IS a late hit...no doubt..Thank you god finally a call.
Bills will take advantage of that.
See this is what I hate, when Whitner did it, its a penalty. When the patsies do it...it's football. Big 3rd down after another conservative pitch...Cmon Trent be smart
What a play! I'm tellin you right now he is playing one HELL of a game. eat some more clock. They just showed Jauron, I think he's crying but im not sure why
TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! FAST FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AVP is looking like a genius right now!
That was...and IS a late hit...no doubt..Thank you god finally a call.
Bills will take advantage of that.
See this is what I hate, when Whitner did it, its a penalty. When the patsies do it...it's football. Big 3rd down after another conservative pitch...Cmon Trent be smart
What a play! I'm tellin you right now he is playing one HELL of a game. eat some more clock. They just showed Jauron, I think he's crying but im not sure why
TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! FAST FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AVP is looking like a genius right now!
Leodis McKelvin vs Kawika Mitchell
This is the competition for the Trojan-Enz Boner of the week award..thank god for Nic Harris....didn't see myself saying that tonight...good drive start at around the 40
Big 3rd down..
Bills take a time-out to discuss...I'm envisioning a short pass...no way they take a shot here so need some pressure and good coverage underneath..
Let me tell you somethin....that Bills d is tightening up like no other in the red zone. But, the O needs to come through for them now. I wouldnt mind seeing a huddle this drive. The no-huddle sounds great and all, but really...we are wearing down our boys...Let's be smart. 17-13 Bills by the way after another figgie by the polish rifle.
Let me tell you somethin....that Bills d is tightening up like no other in the red zone. But, the O needs to come through for them now. I wouldnt mind seeing a huddle this drive. The no-huddle sounds great and all, but really...we are wearing down our boys...Let's be smart. 17-13 Bills by the way after another figgie by the polish rifle.
Drive Continues...
another great throw by trent...cmon lindell...
MONEY...tirillco (spelling?) almost sounded disappointed he made that 17-10 good men
MONEY...tirillco (spelling?) almost sounded disappointed he made that 17-10 good men
This is a huge drive
Say what you want but this is a big drive for Trent and the offense. A clock eating efficient drive that nets us at least 3 will be huge...
side note..
local tv just had a commercial for "top rack" marina....take it for what its worth..im just sayin
jaworski
I was going to relax this 2nd half but jaws is s-ing brady's d this entire second half...wow, great he's got 10 seconds to throw, big mike could make that pass....as I type this Brady throws an incomplete horrible pass. ohhhh 4th and deuce....HUUUUUGE play. Result forthcoming
hmmmmm another bad throw.....give us that damn ball....BITCH
hmmmmm another bad throw.....give us that damn ball....BITCH
Brady...
sailing a lot of passes right now...im just sayin...bring it down a notch for a pick 6...
3rd and 10...Leodis...nice tackle Leodis
bend don't break d....
3rd down again....Lets limit this to a field goal....
two third downs....two conversions...
Well....saw that coming...7-7...
3rd and 10...Leodis...nice tackle Leodis
bend don't break d....
3rd down again....Lets limit this to a field goal....
two third downs....two conversions...
Well....saw that coming...7-7...
3rd down...early 2nd
big play...
Look for TO
annnnnd TO..but a dropsiessssss...
Brady back out for another drive..yes the camera is all over his nutbag
Look for TO
annnnnd TO..but a dropsiessssss...
Brady back out for another drive..yes the camera is all over his nutbag
drive 2 for buff
Trentative? hell no...nice run for 13...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaast freddy for a big hitter...
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shawnnnny Nelson 7-0 Good Guys...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaast freddy for a big hitter...
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shawnnnny Nelson 7-0 Good Guys...
Drive #2
NE: Aight Poz...looking real good early
2nd and long...
ahhh mr welker with the dropsies
draw play to come?
nope, mckelvin bein mckelvin...1st down...
overthrow by the golden boyyyyy...holding on...Denney?
3rd and 2....get off the field...nope...big run for maroney...
good play by corner...3rd and distance....Lets see if we can get off the field this time...big stop....now we need a miss from the polish rifle...
MISS!!!!0-0 6 minutes left 1st quarter
2nd and long...
ahhh mr welker with the dropsies
draw play to come?
nope, mckelvin bein mckelvin...1st down...
overthrow by the golden boyyyyy...holding on...Denney?
3rd and 2....get off the field...nope...big run for maroney...
good play by corner...3rd and distance....Lets see if we can get off the field this time...big stop....now we need a miss from the polish rifle...
MISS!!!!0-0 6 minutes left 1st quarter
Brady d-sucking fest
de painter is pissed. If they show Brady 10 more times he is going to poop right where he is sitting. (pre-game of course)
Pre-Game
The time has come! LETS GO BUFFALO...Sittin alongside de painter and big mike ready to get this shindig goin. In game updates as we roll. Later folks.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My first authentic jersey....
A couple of months ago, I received a text message from a buddy of mine. He told me to check out the website: http://www.jersey101.com for the latest Bills jerseys, or ANY sports jerseys for that matter.
The moment I got home I booted up the computer, typed in the URL, and found myself a white Terrell Owens home jersey for the low cost of $39.99. Now, this was an AUTHENTIC jersey, hand-stitched, with the 50 year anniversary patch. Awesome!
2 1/2 weeks later, I get a package in the mail from Hong Kong....I eagerly rip it open and reveal the flawless jersey! "This thing is sweet," I thought to myself.
Fast-forward to Friday of that week. Dress-down day. I excitedly strap on my T.O. jersey and parade around school all morning doing the classic "Teeeeee-Ohhhhhhh" arm gesture in everybody's face. AMAZING!
Lunch time rolls around and I find myself in my buddy's classroom eating lunch. He comments on my jersey and begins to look closely at it:
"Patch is effed up..."
"What?"
"The patch. It's effed up."
"How so?"
"The 50 year anniversary patch features the classic standing red buffalo."
I look at the patch and sure enough, instead of the standing buffalo that we all know and love, there is a bull that resembles what you see on the side of a redbull can.
"Damn."
So, fellow Bills fans, three things:
1) You get what you pay for.
2) Do you still try to wear the jersey and pretend you don't know it's effed up?
3)I've tried to access the site twice since I started this blog and it comes up unavailable
and 4) Go Bills!
Bo Knerr
The moment I got home I booted up the computer, typed in the URL, and found myself a white Terrell Owens home jersey for the low cost of $39.99. Now, this was an AUTHENTIC jersey, hand-stitched, with the 50 year anniversary patch. Awesome!
2 1/2 weeks later, I get a package in the mail from Hong Kong....I eagerly rip it open and reveal the flawless jersey! "This thing is sweet," I thought to myself.
Fast-forward to Friday of that week. Dress-down day. I excitedly strap on my T.O. jersey and parade around school all morning doing the classic "Teeeeee-Ohhhhhhh" arm gesture in everybody's face. AMAZING!
Lunch time rolls around and I find myself in my buddy's classroom eating lunch. He comments on my jersey and begins to look closely at it:
"Patch is effed up..."
"What?"
"The patch. It's effed up."
"How so?"
"The 50 year anniversary patch features the classic standing red buffalo."
I look at the patch and sure enough, instead of the standing buffalo that we all know and love, there is a bull that resembles what you see on the side of a redbull can.
"Damn."
So, fellow Bills fans, three things:
1) You get what you pay for.
2) Do you still try to wear the jersey and pretend you don't know it's effed up?
3)I've tried to access the site twice since I started this blog and it comes up unavailable
and 4) Go Bills!
Bo Knerr
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
H.J. Has Arrived... Let's Talk Some Bills Football
It is with a heavy heart that I must relay the news of the death of Kristopher "Jelly" Young the blogger. My apologies to those of you who had Ralph Wilson going next in your death pool (I thought he was a lock, too). Mr. "Jelly" failed to acknowledge the fact that his blog posts would be much more entertaining if written under a radical pseudonym, and thus lacked the chops to justify his inclusion in this glorious Wagon Circle. It is an opportunity that should not be taken for granted, and his initial blog post was the token "blunts and glock in the vehicle" that earned him the boot.
With that being said, it appears there is a hole to be filled. As a retired amateur porn star turned sports blogger, I'm always ready at a moment's notice to fill that hole, standing at attention, ready to perform, dick in hand... what? Just forget about that last one. Aaanyways, I digress. Let's get to the discussions at hand.
What is there to say about Miss Krupa that hasn't yet been said? She caved in TO's confidence as easily as if it were Michael Jackson's cheekbones, and made him chiggity check himself for the first time in this blogger's recent memory. I say we start a petition to make her coach of our Buffalo Bills. Think about it: she's a fair bit of an improvement to look at compared to that action figure with a headset we have now, and would have all the guys trying their damndest to impress her. The post-game jog would be infinitely more gratifying. She would probably to do better than 7-9, and who knows, she might have Trent and the boys running and gunning better than Steve McNair and his mistress. The only thing that worries me about that idea is that if she's ass at the job, management will be tripping over themselves trying to sign her to another year, and our futility would continue. She would also make the Jills look even uglier, if that's possible.
TO has definitely made a quantum leap in the minds and hearts of us Bills fans in the last few months, as highlighted by Art Still's previous post (I did a scene with a quadruple amputee with the surname "Still", you wouldn't happen to be related?). After all these years with nought but a sniff at the playoffs, most of us just want to win, baby, and don't give a good goddamn how we do it. If it means we have to do some mental aerobics and convince ourselves that maybe TO isn't so bad after all, then so be it. I, for one, would have no problem looking at Mr. H. Jablowme in the mirror every night knowing that we all sold our souls to Drew Rosenhaus (read: the Devil), especially if it meant that we could watch some Bills football later into the winter. You may, however, have picked up on the fact that a dude that starred in such movies as "Poolside Railing" and "Pavlov's Dong" might have to go a little further than the next guy to feel any shame.
Until next time, boys, keep the recently deposed Jelly in your thoughts and prayers, and the Buffalo Bills in your hearts. More analytical posts to come, this one was just the prologue. I'll have a little time to write in the next few weeks, as I'm working craft services in a little feature film you might have heard of tentatively titled "Weapons of Ass Destruction." It's alright to be jealous, boys.
Jablowme. Out.
"I came, I saw, and I came again"
-Haywood Jablowme, Scene 3, 'The Annihilation of Julie S. Caesar'
With that being said, it appears there is a hole to be filled. As a retired amateur porn star turned sports blogger, I'm always ready at a moment's notice to fill that hole, standing at attention, ready to perform, dick in hand... what? Just forget about that last one. Aaanyways, I digress. Let's get to the discussions at hand.
What is there to say about Miss Krupa that hasn't yet been said? She caved in TO's confidence as easily as if it were Michael Jackson's cheekbones, and made him chiggity check himself for the first time in this blogger's recent memory. I say we start a petition to make her coach of our Buffalo Bills. Think about it: she's a fair bit of an improvement to look at compared to that action figure with a headset we have now, and would have all the guys trying their damndest to impress her. The post-game jog would be infinitely more gratifying. She would probably to do better than 7-9, and who knows, she might have Trent and the boys running and gunning better than Steve McNair and his mistress. The only thing that worries me about that idea is that if she's ass at the job, management will be tripping over themselves trying to sign her to another year, and our futility would continue. She would also make the Jills look even uglier, if that's possible.
TO has definitely made a quantum leap in the minds and hearts of us Bills fans in the last few months, as highlighted by Art Still's previous post (I did a scene with a quadruple amputee with the surname "Still", you wouldn't happen to be related?). After all these years with nought but a sniff at the playoffs, most of us just want to win, baby, and don't give a good goddamn how we do it. If it means we have to do some mental aerobics and convince ourselves that maybe TO isn't so bad after all, then so be it. I, for one, would have no problem looking at Mr. H. Jablowme in the mirror every night knowing that we all sold our souls to Drew Rosenhaus (read: the Devil), especially if it meant that we could watch some Bills football later into the winter. You may, however, have picked up on the fact that a dude that starred in such movies as "Poolside Railing" and "Pavlov's Dong" might have to go a little further than the next guy to feel any shame.
Until next time, boys, keep the recently deposed Jelly in your thoughts and prayers, and the Buffalo Bills in your hearts. More analytical posts to come, this one was just the prologue. I'll have a little time to write in the next few weeks, as I'm working craft services in a little feature film you might have heard of tentatively titled "Weapons of Ass Destruction." It's alright to be jealous, boys.
Jablowme. Out.
"I came, I saw, and I came again"
-Haywood Jablowme, Scene 3, 'The Annihilation of Julie S. Caesar'
Pre-season nears
As we close in on training camp in Rochester, NY it is time to start getting supremely focused on the Buffalo Bills. I believe Buffalo just recently signed their 6th and 7th round picks which shows us...its time to get serious.
Tickets have been purchased, predictions have been made, now it is time for bidness. I was going to go on a rant in this blog about Brett Favre and his stupid ass act but I fear Mr. Still will come running to his defense ala Joanna Krupa, so I'll back off that one for now. Instead I will reveal a few things I think we are in store for this season.
Five things I think (not I think I think like that moron Peter King)
1. TO will not catch the most touchdowns on the team this year. While it would be a great story, TO is ultimately just going to take pressure off Lee and allow him to have a big year. Expect Josh Reed to enjoy a nice season too.
2. Trent will have an average year. Don't get me wrong, I like the guy. I think he can manage a game because he has a good head. But does he have the arm to work with the weapons he has, remains to be seen. I look for the offense to open it up a bit, and we will see early what we are in store for.
3. The signing of Dom Rhodes is HUGE. Marshawn is an above average running back. But he and all the other running backs simply do not carry the ball like the dudes back in the day. For this reason I love having the experienced Rhodes in the backfield. I think he could eventually carry the rock 15 times a game because sometimes my belief in Marshawn starts to wane. Oh and don't forget about that Freddy Jackson cat.
4. Hopeful for breakout years from Corner and McKelvin. These two better have big years because Buffalo can't generate a pass rush for their lives and I don't see that getting any better this year. Two words - High Motor.
5. Charlotte is going to be Nuts. GO BILLS!!!
Tickets have been purchased, predictions have been made, now it is time for bidness. I was going to go on a rant in this blog about Brett Favre and his stupid ass act but I fear Mr. Still will come running to his defense ala Joanna Krupa, so I'll back off that one for now. Instead I will reveal a few things I think we are in store for this season.
Five things I think (not I think I think like that moron Peter King)
1. TO will not catch the most touchdowns on the team this year. While it would be a great story, TO is ultimately just going to take pressure off Lee and allow him to have a big year. Expect Josh Reed to enjoy a nice season too.
2. Trent will have an average year. Don't get me wrong, I like the guy. I think he can manage a game because he has a good head. But does he have the arm to work with the weapons he has, remains to be seen. I look for the offense to open it up a bit, and we will see early what we are in store for.
3. The signing of Dom Rhodes is HUGE. Marshawn is an above average running back. But he and all the other running backs simply do not carry the ball like the dudes back in the day. For this reason I love having the experienced Rhodes in the backfield. I think he could eventually carry the rock 15 times a game because sometimes my belief in Marshawn starts to wane. Oh and don't forget about that Freddy Jackson cat.
4. Hopeful for breakout years from Corner and McKelvin. These two better have big years because Buffalo can't generate a pass rush for their lives and I don't see that getting any better this year. Two words - High Motor.
5. Charlotte is going to be Nuts. GO BILLS!!!
Friday, July 3, 2009
In Defense of Joanna Krupa
Warning: The completely tasteless thoughts and pretentious opinions expressed by Art Still in the following paragraphs may contain crude vulgarity, brazen assertions that may or may not be founded, and perpetual references to himself in the third person. If you are offended or annoyed by any of these possibilities, Art Still doesn't give a fuck.
In the matter of one single hour-and-a half program, Joanna Krupa transformed herself from a supermodel that no one in Western New York had even heard of into public enemy number one in Bills Nation. The Polish ice-queen berated her "Superstars" teammate, Buffalo's magnanimous favorite son Terrell Owens, throughout the entirety of the ABC special. She laid several F-notes on America's viewing public, and did not hesitate to let spectators at home know who was to blame for the team's early bereavement from the show. T.O. faced an unrelenting barrage of insults so invective and cruel, that somehow the beleaguered wide receiver found himself in a position that he had never before been in: America felt sympathy for Terrell Owens.
Now, Art Still is one of the few true mother fuckers still out there that hasn't changed his opinion regarding the heaping pile of shit dressed in raging biceps and a sizzling 8-pack that is Terrell Owens, just because he is playing for his beloved Bills. The all-pro wide out went from being a selfish, conniving, dickhead with the social self-awareness of a Subcon assembly line worker in the collective eyes of most Bills fans, to a hard-working, dedicated teammate who is merely misunderstood and taken advantage of by the media - and all in the less than an hour it took for the news of the player's signing to sweep across Western New York.
So, does Art Still think the T.O. signing was a mistake? Hell No!!! He will provide a kick-in-the ass that the Bills' locker room has needed and hasn't felt since Machine Gun Kelly was hosting coke-binge and woman-beating parties at his house every weekend and Bruce was passing out piss-drunk on the shoulder of Va-64! He will improve the offense, assuming that Langston Walker's dumpy ass can keep Trent on his feet. That being said, Art Still remains steadfast in his belief that T.O. is a complete and total DICK.
As for Joanna Krupa, she is an unmitigated cunt-fart, and she is Polish, but Art Still, for one, saw absolutely nothing wrong with her criticisms of the Buffalo receiver, and Art Still has three compelling reasons for his conviction. First and foremost, Krupa is smoking-hot. She, Ali Landry, the pretty little number from that home makeover show, and the skier's rockin' bezongas are the only reasons to even tune into the mind-numbing hour-and-a half show. Art Still refuses to feel bad for T.O.'s stupid ass because a gorgeous supermodel is being "mean" to him. If it were Rosie O'Donnell's fat fucking sickening ass, hideous visage, and irritating voice abusing him, Art Still would be leading the scientific funding to develop an electric chair large enough to hold her obese ass. Joanna Krupa is insanely hot, however, and any dude that tells you he doesn't cater to, have double standards for, and treat hot snatch differently than ugly snatch is either a liar or a butt-pirate. And Art Still don't mess around with that shit.
Secondly, Krupa may have been an absolute bitch, but she made a few solid points. For example, she contemplated aloud "What do they pay him millions for? He is no athlete!" Now, if your first experience of T.O. was him trapped in a rope obstacle, squirming around like Muhammad Ali having a seizure, you would wonder the same exact thing. Art Still saw that obstacle course, and he guarantees he could whoop T.O.'s ass across those ropes. What does Joanna Krupa get paid millions for? To look fucking hot, and she did not disappoint in that blue sports bra and black spandex!
Finally, T.O. looked like a fucking pussy for not defending himself. The best he could come up with was "I feel bad for your boyfriend." Really Terrell? You feel bad for the guy that gets to have sex with that woman? Good one. Asshole. Maybe hearing that whore coming at him with such ferocity made him feel bad about following Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, and Tony Homo around on the sidelines, raping their ears with the same type of bullshit. In fact, maybe we should thank Joanna - maybe she changed T.O., and we won't have to worry about him throwing Trent under the proverbial bus this year.
In conclusion, all of you ignoramuses out there, gushing about how much of a twat Joanna Krupa is, just think back to last year at this time and what your opinion of T.O. was. Just because he is in the red, white, and blue is not a reason to look past the fact that he is an egotistical prick that has been a festering shanker on the underside of the dick of every team he has been a part of. Art Still knows he will not sacrifice his benevolence and renege on his abstemious virtues, just because Owens suits up for the team he loves. There is no way in Hell Art Still will ever love Terrell Owens. Art Still is too steadfast in his convictions - T.O. would have to do something out-of-this world to sway Art Still. Like catch 10 touchdowns this season, and carry the Bills to the playoffs. Or catch a week one touchdown in Tom Brady's faggot face. Or make his first appearance donning a Bills jersey in the Hall-of-Fame Game. Alright! Fuck it! Art Still is as bankrupt of integrity as the rest of you beer swilling, Buffalo loving cocksuckers.... TEE - OHH TEE - OHH TEE - OHH!!!!!!
Go Bills.
Art Still
In the matter of one single hour-and-a half program, Joanna Krupa transformed herself from a supermodel that no one in Western New York had even heard of into public enemy number one in Bills Nation. The Polish ice-queen berated her "Superstars" teammate, Buffalo's magnanimous favorite son Terrell Owens, throughout the entirety of the ABC special. She laid several F-notes on America's viewing public, and did not hesitate to let spectators at home know who was to blame for the team's early bereavement from the show. T.O. faced an unrelenting barrage of insults so invective and cruel, that somehow the beleaguered wide receiver found himself in a position that he had never before been in: America felt sympathy for Terrell Owens.
Now, Art Still is one of the few true mother fuckers still out there that hasn't changed his opinion regarding the heaping pile of shit dressed in raging biceps and a sizzling 8-pack that is Terrell Owens, just because he is playing for his beloved Bills. The all-pro wide out went from being a selfish, conniving, dickhead with the social self-awareness of a Subcon assembly line worker in the collective eyes of most Bills fans, to a hard-working, dedicated teammate who is merely misunderstood and taken advantage of by the media - and all in the less than an hour it took for the news of the player's signing to sweep across Western New York.
So, does Art Still think the T.O. signing was a mistake? Hell No!!! He will provide a kick-in-the ass that the Bills' locker room has needed and hasn't felt since Machine Gun Kelly was hosting coke-binge and woman-beating parties at his house every weekend and Bruce was passing out piss-drunk on the shoulder of Va-64! He will improve the offense, assuming that Langston Walker's dumpy ass can keep Trent on his feet. That being said, Art Still remains steadfast in his belief that T.O. is a complete and total DICK.
As for Joanna Krupa, she is an unmitigated cunt-fart, and she is Polish, but Art Still, for one, saw absolutely nothing wrong with her criticisms of the Buffalo receiver, and Art Still has three compelling reasons for his conviction. First and foremost, Krupa is smoking-hot. She, Ali Landry, the pretty little number from that home makeover show, and the skier's rockin' bezongas are the only reasons to even tune into the mind-numbing hour-and-a half show. Art Still refuses to feel bad for T.O.'s stupid ass because a gorgeous supermodel is being "mean" to him. If it were Rosie O'Donnell's fat fucking sickening ass, hideous visage, and irritating voice abusing him, Art Still would be leading the scientific funding to develop an electric chair large enough to hold her obese ass. Joanna Krupa is insanely hot, however, and any dude that tells you he doesn't cater to, have double standards for, and treat hot snatch differently than ugly snatch is either a liar or a butt-pirate. And Art Still don't mess around with that shit.
Secondly, Krupa may have been an absolute bitch, but she made a few solid points. For example, she contemplated aloud "What do they pay him millions for? He is no athlete!" Now, if your first experience of T.O. was him trapped in a rope obstacle, squirming around like Muhammad Ali having a seizure, you would wonder the same exact thing. Art Still saw that obstacle course, and he guarantees he could whoop T.O.'s ass across those ropes. What does Joanna Krupa get paid millions for? To look fucking hot, and she did not disappoint in that blue sports bra and black spandex!
Finally, T.O. looked like a fucking pussy for not defending himself. The best he could come up with was "I feel bad for your boyfriend." Really Terrell? You feel bad for the guy that gets to have sex with that woman? Good one. Asshole. Maybe hearing that whore coming at him with such ferocity made him feel bad about following Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, and Tony Homo around on the sidelines, raping their ears with the same type of bullshit. In fact, maybe we should thank Joanna - maybe she changed T.O., and we won't have to worry about him throwing Trent under the proverbial bus this year.
In conclusion, all of you ignoramuses out there, gushing about how much of a twat Joanna Krupa is, just think back to last year at this time and what your opinion of T.O. was. Just because he is in the red, white, and blue is not a reason to look past the fact that he is an egotistical prick that has been a festering shanker on the underside of the dick of every team he has been a part of. Art Still knows he will not sacrifice his benevolence and renege on his abstemious virtues, just because Owens suits up for the team he loves. There is no way in Hell Art Still will ever love Terrell Owens. Art Still is too steadfast in his convictions - T.O. would have to do something out-of-this world to sway Art Still. Like catch 10 touchdowns this season, and carry the Bills to the playoffs. Or catch a week one touchdown in Tom Brady's faggot face. Or make his first appearance donning a Bills jersey in the Hall-of-Fame Game. Alright! Fuck it! Art Still is as bankrupt of integrity as the rest of you beer swilling, Buffalo loving cocksuckers.... TEE - OHH TEE - OHH TEE - OHH!!!!!!
Go Bills.
Art Still
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Yoooooooooooo
KY where are you at on this bitch....
That Krupa woman deserves to be smacked. I heard a nasty rumor that TO is going to make his way back onto the show because of an injury. I hope he can shed that beotch. He could win the whole thing by himself, he doesn't need a teammate. I haven't read Redskins boys blog yet but I'm sure if its anything like the Deadskins, it sucks. Later boys.
That Krupa woman deserves to be smacked. I heard a nasty rumor that TO is going to make his way back onto the show because of an injury. I hope he can shed that beotch. He could win the whole thing by himself, he doesn't need a teammate. I haven't read Redskins boys blog yet but I'm sure if its anything like the Deadskins, it sucks. Later boys.
Weekend Viewing Pleasure Video
Da Hooks (aka Derf Smerlas) here.
This may or may not become a recurring theme post, but it's soon to be the weekend and I just stumbled upon this viral video that made me chuckle...I think it's funny. Enjoy.
Go Bills.
This may or may not become a recurring theme post, but it's soon to be the weekend and I just stumbled upon this viral video that made me chuckle...I think it's funny. Enjoy.
Go Bills.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Get Your Popcorn Ready
Get your popcorn ready folks. T.O. is participating in the latest version of "Superstars." It airs on ABC tonight at 8pm. He is teamed up with Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa. In this little clip, which is very NSFW, Joanna goes apeshit on T.O. Frankly, I am disgusted with her behavior yet turned on by all the cussin'. I blame the fact that she is Polish for why she is horrible at Superstars. I know some of the members on this little blog are Polish but Polish peoples have a rep for doing dumb stuff.
-Jon DePaintor
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Bills Video of the Week
This weeks Bills video is from Nov. 20, 1988. "The day the goal posts came down"
The Bills came into the game 10-1 with a chance to clinch the AFC East crown for the first time since the Joe Ferguson led 1980 Buffalo Bills. It was a miserable day at Rich Stadium but the good guys got the job done. This was the beginning of the greatest era in Buffalo Bills history. The Bills would advance all the way to the AFC Championship game where they would run into a left handed quarterback and a running back that could shuffle. Who knew that in the following years to come, the Bills would play in the next 5 out of 6 AFC Championship games. It would have been 6 out of 6 but a butter fingered Ronnie "Friggin'" Harmon would drop the winning touchdown pass in Cleveland the following year in the Divsional Round.
On a side note:
I hope every enjoys Channel 2's post game coverage after the game. Those 80's were some crazy times.
The Bills came into the game 10-1 with a chance to clinch the AFC East crown for the first time since the Joe Ferguson led 1980 Buffalo Bills. It was a miserable day at Rich Stadium but the good guys got the job done. This was the beginning of the greatest era in Buffalo Bills history. The Bills would advance all the way to the AFC Championship game where they would run into a left handed quarterback and a running back that could shuffle. Who knew that in the following years to come, the Bills would play in the next 5 out of 6 AFC Championship games. It would have been 6 out of 6 but a butter fingered Ronnie "Friggin'" Harmon would drop the winning touchdown pass in Cleveland the following year in the Divsional Round.
On a side note:
I hope every enjoys Channel 2's post game coverage after the game. Those 80's were some crazy times.
- Jon DePaintor
Welcome to a few new members...
Andy J, welcome. The list is growing and I look forward to some great banter.
Go Redskins. While my hatred grows for the skins with every day I live down here, I look forward to some cross-blog banter between us fans as well.
AJ, please stop posting The Hangover quotes, I will go see it shortly. Later gents.
Go Redskins. While my hatred grows for the skins with every day I live down here, I look forward to some cross-blog banter between us fans as well.
AJ, please stop posting The Hangover quotes, I will go see it shortly. Later gents.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Observations after round 1 of posting
De Painter is for real....
KY, he is a damn good looking bro...there is no denying it....
Marv really could run, can you imagine Jauron jogging out there...would be awful.
Topic of the week: Bills Player you think will exceed expectations next year, and Bills player you think will perform less than expected ( you can't say all)...discuss
KY, he is a damn good looking bro...there is no denying it....
Marv really could run, can you imagine Jauron jogging out there...would be awful.
Topic of the week: Bills Player you think will exceed expectations next year, and Bills player you think will perform less than expected ( you can't say all)...discuss
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Posting Comments...etc..
Hey all,
I haven't quite figured out how to post comments so to the select followers, I'll drop the sign in and password so that everyone can post if they'd like instead of just commenting. it will generate more banter I'm sure...Later boys.
-Brad
I haven't quite figured out how to post comments so to the select followers, I'll drop the sign in and password so that everyone can post if they'd like instead of just commenting. it will generate more banter I'm sure...Later boys.
-Brad
Friday, June 5, 2009
2009 Season - Pre-Pre-Season
Hello Bills Fans!
Trevor Hoffman coming to you live from Hampton Roads! Another Bills season is a short 3 months away and it is time to get the chatter started. Lets use this forum as a one stop shop for Bills news. If you see anything of relevance (TO can't find a house, possible implementation of no-huddle offense, etc.), just jot it down here. I'm sure there will be many a "ya knowwwwwwwwwwwww" rants from De Painter, and other bs included from other publishers yet to be named. Lets get it going....
Mr. Hoffman
Trevor Hoffman coming to you live from Hampton Roads! Another Bills season is a short 3 months away and it is time to get the chatter started. Lets use this forum as a one stop shop for Bills news. If you see anything of relevance (TO can't find a house, possible implementation of no-huddle offense, etc.), just jot it down here. I'm sure there will be many a "ya knowwwwwwwwwwwww" rants from De Painter, and other bs included from other publishers yet to be named. Lets get it going....
Mr. Hoffman
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