Short pass..short pass..dink and dunk...
BTW, they are JUST missing that ass...they WILL get him.
Is anyone covering the backs out of the backfield?
That a boy TMcgee...3rd and long...
Nice drop(convenient) by Watson..again, take advantage
2nd and 10
Can not believe they gave that first down, crock of crap...
CMON DDDDDD
TD...Watson...2pt conversion on the way...BIG PLAY
PICK....so they need 6...but we need a 1st down...
Monday, September 14, 2009
Just spoke with
de painter and we were reminding ourselves to "act like we've been here before". But as he so keenly observed.."we haven't". Cmon Defense, one more stop and lets eat that god damn clock...Oh baby...
Huge drive (cont'd)
Inside the 30..
That was...and IS a late hit...no doubt..Thank you god finally a call.
Bills will take advantage of that.
See this is what I hate, when Whitner did it, its a penalty. When the patsies do it...it's football. Big 3rd down after another conservative pitch...Cmon Trent be smart
What a play! I'm tellin you right now he is playing one HELL of a game. eat some more clock. They just showed Jauron, I think he's crying but im not sure why
TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! FAST FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AVP is looking like a genius right now!
That was...and IS a late hit...no doubt..Thank you god finally a call.
Bills will take advantage of that.
See this is what I hate, when Whitner did it, its a penalty. When the patsies do it...it's football. Big 3rd down after another conservative pitch...Cmon Trent be smart
What a play! I'm tellin you right now he is playing one HELL of a game. eat some more clock. They just showed Jauron, I think he's crying but im not sure why
TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! FAST FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AVP is looking like a genius right now!
Leodis McKelvin vs Kawika Mitchell
This is the competition for the Trojan-Enz Boner of the week award..thank god for Nic Harris....didn't see myself saying that tonight...good drive start at around the 40
Big 3rd down..
Bills take a time-out to discuss...I'm envisioning a short pass...no way they take a shot here so need some pressure and good coverage underneath..
Let me tell you somethin....that Bills d is tightening up like no other in the red zone. But, the O needs to come through for them now. I wouldnt mind seeing a huddle this drive. The no-huddle sounds great and all, but really...we are wearing down our boys...Let's be smart. 17-13 Bills by the way after another figgie by the polish rifle.
Let me tell you somethin....that Bills d is tightening up like no other in the red zone. But, the O needs to come through for them now. I wouldnt mind seeing a huddle this drive. The no-huddle sounds great and all, but really...we are wearing down our boys...Let's be smart. 17-13 Bills by the way after another figgie by the polish rifle.
Drive Continues...
another great throw by trent...cmon lindell...
MONEY...tirillco (spelling?) almost sounded disappointed he made that 17-10 good men
MONEY...tirillco (spelling?) almost sounded disappointed he made that 17-10 good men
This is a huge drive
Say what you want but this is a big drive for Trent and the offense. A clock eating efficient drive that nets us at least 3 will be huge...
side note..
local tv just had a commercial for "top rack" marina....take it for what its worth..im just sayin
jaworski
I was going to relax this 2nd half but jaws is s-ing brady's d this entire second half...wow, great he's got 10 seconds to throw, big mike could make that pass....as I type this Brady throws an incomplete horrible pass. ohhhh 4th and deuce....HUUUUUGE play. Result forthcoming
hmmmmm another bad throw.....give us that damn ball....BITCH
hmmmmm another bad throw.....give us that damn ball....BITCH
Brady...
sailing a lot of passes right now...im just sayin...bring it down a notch for a pick 6...
3rd and 10...Leodis...nice tackle Leodis
bend don't break d....
3rd down again....Lets limit this to a field goal....
two third downs....two conversions...
Well....saw that coming...7-7...
3rd and 10...Leodis...nice tackle Leodis
bend don't break d....
3rd down again....Lets limit this to a field goal....
two third downs....two conversions...
Well....saw that coming...7-7...
3rd down...early 2nd
big play...
Look for TO
annnnnd TO..but a dropsiessssss...
Brady back out for another drive..yes the camera is all over his nutbag
Look for TO
annnnnd TO..but a dropsiessssss...
Brady back out for another drive..yes the camera is all over his nutbag
drive 2 for buff
Trentative? hell no...nice run for 13...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaast freddy for a big hitter...
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shawnnnny Nelson 7-0 Good Guys...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaast freddy for a big hitter...
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shawnnnny Nelson 7-0 Good Guys...
Drive #2
NE: Aight Poz...looking real good early
2nd and long...
ahhh mr welker with the dropsies
draw play to come?
nope, mckelvin bein mckelvin...1st down...
overthrow by the golden boyyyyy...holding on...Denney?
3rd and 2....get off the field...nope...big run for maroney...
good play by corner...3rd and distance....Lets see if we can get off the field this time...big stop....now we need a miss from the polish rifle...
MISS!!!!0-0 6 minutes left 1st quarter
2nd and long...
ahhh mr welker with the dropsies
draw play to come?
nope, mckelvin bein mckelvin...1st down...
overthrow by the golden boyyyyy...holding on...Denney?
3rd and 2....get off the field...nope...big run for maroney...
good play by corner...3rd and distance....Lets see if we can get off the field this time...big stop....now we need a miss from the polish rifle...
MISS!!!!0-0 6 minutes left 1st quarter
Brady d-sucking fest
de painter is pissed. If they show Brady 10 more times he is going to poop right where he is sitting. (pre-game of course)
Pre-Game
The time has come! LETS GO BUFFALO...Sittin alongside de painter and big mike ready to get this shindig goin. In game updates as we roll. Later folks.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My first authentic jersey....
A couple of months ago, I received a text message from a buddy of mine. He told me to check out the website: http://www.jersey101.com for the latest Bills jerseys, or ANY sports jerseys for that matter.
The moment I got home I booted up the computer, typed in the URL, and found myself a white Terrell Owens home jersey for the low cost of $39.99. Now, this was an AUTHENTIC jersey, hand-stitched, with the 50 year anniversary patch. Awesome!
2 1/2 weeks later, I get a package in the mail from Hong Kong....I eagerly rip it open and reveal the flawless jersey! "This thing is sweet," I thought to myself.
Fast-forward to Friday of that week. Dress-down day. I excitedly strap on my T.O. jersey and parade around school all morning doing the classic "Teeeeee-Ohhhhhhh" arm gesture in everybody's face. AMAZING!
Lunch time rolls around and I find myself in my buddy's classroom eating lunch. He comments on my jersey and begins to look closely at it:
"Patch is effed up..."
"What?"
"The patch. It's effed up."
"How so?"
"The 50 year anniversary patch features the classic standing red buffalo."
I look at the patch and sure enough, instead of the standing buffalo that we all know and love, there is a bull that resembles what you see on the side of a redbull can.
"Damn."
So, fellow Bills fans, three things:
1) You get what you pay for.
2) Do you still try to wear the jersey and pretend you don't know it's effed up?
3)I've tried to access the site twice since I started this blog and it comes up unavailable
and 4) Go Bills!
Bo Knerr
The moment I got home I booted up the computer, typed in the URL, and found myself a white Terrell Owens home jersey for the low cost of $39.99. Now, this was an AUTHENTIC jersey, hand-stitched, with the 50 year anniversary patch. Awesome!
2 1/2 weeks later, I get a package in the mail from Hong Kong....I eagerly rip it open and reveal the flawless jersey! "This thing is sweet," I thought to myself.
Fast-forward to Friday of that week. Dress-down day. I excitedly strap on my T.O. jersey and parade around school all morning doing the classic "Teeeeee-Ohhhhhhh" arm gesture in everybody's face. AMAZING!
Lunch time rolls around and I find myself in my buddy's classroom eating lunch. He comments on my jersey and begins to look closely at it:
"Patch is effed up..."
"What?"
"The patch. It's effed up."
"How so?"
"The 50 year anniversary patch features the classic standing red buffalo."
I look at the patch and sure enough, instead of the standing buffalo that we all know and love, there is a bull that resembles what you see on the side of a redbull can.
"Damn."
So, fellow Bills fans, three things:
1) You get what you pay for.
2) Do you still try to wear the jersey and pretend you don't know it's effed up?
3)I've tried to access the site twice since I started this blog and it comes up unavailable
and 4) Go Bills!
Bo Knerr
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
H.J. Has Arrived... Let's Talk Some Bills Football
It is with a heavy heart that I must relay the news of the death of Kristopher "Jelly" Young the blogger. My apologies to those of you who had Ralph Wilson going next in your death pool (I thought he was a lock, too). Mr. "Jelly" failed to acknowledge the fact that his blog posts would be much more entertaining if written under a radical pseudonym, and thus lacked the chops to justify his inclusion in this glorious Wagon Circle. It is an opportunity that should not be taken for granted, and his initial blog post was the token "blunts and glock in the vehicle" that earned him the boot.
With that being said, it appears there is a hole to be filled. As a retired amateur porn star turned sports blogger, I'm always ready at a moment's notice to fill that hole, standing at attention, ready to perform, dick in hand... what? Just forget about that last one. Aaanyways, I digress. Let's get to the discussions at hand.
What is there to say about Miss Krupa that hasn't yet been said? She caved in TO's confidence as easily as if it were Michael Jackson's cheekbones, and made him chiggity check himself for the first time in this blogger's recent memory. I say we start a petition to make her coach of our Buffalo Bills. Think about it: she's a fair bit of an improvement to look at compared to that action figure with a headset we have now, and would have all the guys trying their damndest to impress her. The post-game jog would be infinitely more gratifying. She would probably to do better than 7-9, and who knows, she might have Trent and the boys running and gunning better than Steve McNair and his mistress. The only thing that worries me about that idea is that if she's ass at the job, management will be tripping over themselves trying to sign her to another year, and our futility would continue. She would also make the Jills look even uglier, if that's possible.
TO has definitely made a quantum leap in the minds and hearts of us Bills fans in the last few months, as highlighted by Art Still's previous post (I did a scene with a quadruple amputee with the surname "Still", you wouldn't happen to be related?). After all these years with nought but a sniff at the playoffs, most of us just want to win, baby, and don't give a good goddamn how we do it. If it means we have to do some mental aerobics and convince ourselves that maybe TO isn't so bad after all, then so be it. I, for one, would have no problem looking at Mr. H. Jablowme in the mirror every night knowing that we all sold our souls to Drew Rosenhaus (read: the Devil), especially if it meant that we could watch some Bills football later into the winter. You may, however, have picked up on the fact that a dude that starred in such movies as "Poolside Railing" and "Pavlov's Dong" might have to go a little further than the next guy to feel any shame.
Until next time, boys, keep the recently deposed Jelly in your thoughts and prayers, and the Buffalo Bills in your hearts. More analytical posts to come, this one was just the prologue. I'll have a little time to write in the next few weeks, as I'm working craft services in a little feature film you might have heard of tentatively titled "Weapons of Ass Destruction." It's alright to be jealous, boys.
Jablowme. Out.
"I came, I saw, and I came again"
-Haywood Jablowme, Scene 3, 'The Annihilation of Julie S. Caesar'
With that being said, it appears there is a hole to be filled. As a retired amateur porn star turned sports blogger, I'm always ready at a moment's notice to fill that hole, standing at attention, ready to perform, dick in hand... what? Just forget about that last one. Aaanyways, I digress. Let's get to the discussions at hand.
What is there to say about Miss Krupa that hasn't yet been said? She caved in TO's confidence as easily as if it were Michael Jackson's cheekbones, and made him chiggity check himself for the first time in this blogger's recent memory. I say we start a petition to make her coach of our Buffalo Bills. Think about it: she's a fair bit of an improvement to look at compared to that action figure with a headset we have now, and would have all the guys trying their damndest to impress her. The post-game jog would be infinitely more gratifying. She would probably to do better than 7-9, and who knows, she might have Trent and the boys running and gunning better than Steve McNair and his mistress. The only thing that worries me about that idea is that if she's ass at the job, management will be tripping over themselves trying to sign her to another year, and our futility would continue. She would also make the Jills look even uglier, if that's possible.
TO has definitely made a quantum leap in the minds and hearts of us Bills fans in the last few months, as highlighted by Art Still's previous post (I did a scene with a quadruple amputee with the surname "Still", you wouldn't happen to be related?). After all these years with nought but a sniff at the playoffs, most of us just want to win, baby, and don't give a good goddamn how we do it. If it means we have to do some mental aerobics and convince ourselves that maybe TO isn't so bad after all, then so be it. I, for one, would have no problem looking at Mr. H. Jablowme in the mirror every night knowing that we all sold our souls to Drew Rosenhaus (read: the Devil), especially if it meant that we could watch some Bills football later into the winter. You may, however, have picked up on the fact that a dude that starred in such movies as "Poolside Railing" and "Pavlov's Dong" might have to go a little further than the next guy to feel any shame.
Until next time, boys, keep the recently deposed Jelly in your thoughts and prayers, and the Buffalo Bills in your hearts. More analytical posts to come, this one was just the prologue. I'll have a little time to write in the next few weeks, as I'm working craft services in a little feature film you might have heard of tentatively titled "Weapons of Ass Destruction." It's alright to be jealous, boys.
Jablowme. Out.
"I came, I saw, and I came again"
-Haywood Jablowme, Scene 3, 'The Annihilation of Julie S. Caesar'
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